theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

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Anonymous was like: what drugs have you done 

h0odrich:

nice try mom

shrekjpeg:

when u excited about something and ur friend isntimage

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sniffing:

I know drugs are bad and that they ruin families but so does monopoly and that’s still legal

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